what-a-fabulous-scarf:

thesickestjokes:

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

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captainswanismylife:

"Never thought I’ve see one of those"

“It’s called a baby”

“No Swan, a s m i l e

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funquisitor:

do you ever protect your favourites from the fandom like

funquisitor:

do you ever protect your favourites from the fandom like

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

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isaia:

Baby’s First OTP Feels: a Tale of Regret


Ahahah oh man an amazing thing that actually happened??? 
NO Baby girl you are too young for this life and pain.


Her mom thinks it’s hilarious and gave me permission to make a comic out of it? It’s awesome that she has all the Disney movies at her house, and they didn’t know about Miyazaki before! Now they do and watch it with her!

I let her watch Totoro weeks after that! She got really into it too!

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These are quite similar. Her face of profound adoration and love before kissing him, and his expression, with eyes half open when she kisses him, only closing when he feels it is real. | For Mery

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ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

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