mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.

(via amouthfulof143)

@1 hour ago with 8469 notes

http://scriberated.tumblr.com/post/95440507646/songofages-problemspoof-monobeartheater 

songofages:

problemspoof:

monobeartheater:

electric-inhale:

the-maple-meme:

hetalianbae:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

benot-may:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

I was…

@1 hour ago with 129742 notes

"In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards and forwards, it takes us to a place where we ache to go again."

Don Draper, “The Wheel” (via feellng)

(via beckettknowsbest)

@1 hour ago with 1861 notes

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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(Source: okaytrue, via killjoywhatsername)

@2 hours ago with 367565 notes

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via queenmaleficents)

@3 hours ago with 220908 notes

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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(via ridingtobiastodauntless)

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everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

@3 hours ago with 7826 notes

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

(via twoshipspassinginthenight)

@1 hour ago with 70886 notes

"Joy came always after pain."

Guillaume Apollinaire (via observando)
@1 hour ago with 315 notes

"Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door."

Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via litvanilla)

(Source: cumbered-cat, via scriberated)

@1 hour ago with 33612 notes

"We look up at the same stars, and see such different things."

George R. R. Martin (via seabois)

(via thatsbadform)

@3 hours ago with 36935 notes

ancient-norse-pancakes:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

i don’t think i’m as freaked out by the dark anymore

(Source: lupercos, via mothermckarther)

@3 hours ago with 265473 notes

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via alwayspopculture)

@3 hours ago with 331585 notes

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via perpetualsweatpants)

@3 hours ago with 216206 notes