unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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@17 hours ago with 174468 notes

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

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@17 hours ago with 229903 notes

"It’s always surprising to me how many young women think they have to be perfect. I rarely meet a young man who doesn’t think he already is."

 Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via femininefreak)

SHOTS FIRED.

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@17 hours ago with 174913 notes

"Darling, all night
I have been flickering, off, on, off, on."

Sylvia Plath,Fever 103°.” from Ariel: The Restored Edition  (via lastisle)

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@17 hours ago with 1648 notes

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

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@17 hours ago with 59220 notes

tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

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@17 hours ago with 420942 notes

say-when-swan:

All that talk about Killian and Emma getting interrupted constantly went to my head so here’s a smuffy little bit about just that, located in the broom closet at Granny’s.  For reasons. 

“This is a cupboard, love. Why are we in-“

He grunts as she pushes him against the closed closet door. “Shut up.” She presses a hard kiss to his lips. “Just shut up.”

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@17 hours ago with 289 notes

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

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@17 hours ago with 1639005 notes

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@17 hours ago with 69286 notes

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via dracoinmybed)

@17 hours ago with 760157 notes

monica-geller:

taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie

(via killansprincess)

@17 hours ago with 2492 notes

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

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@17 hours ago with 155184 notes

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

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@17 hours ago with 15242 notes
charlieismyqueen:

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

Reblogging for the guys with no pants on.

charlieismyqueen:

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

Reblogging for the guys with no pants on.

(Source: mcavoyclub, via killjoywhatsername)

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